The House of Sad, Grim and Pathetic

Ugh

2009-11-01T23:54:07Z

On Wednesday my computer got infected with a rogue program and it shut down the system completely. It's in repair bay right now, posting from the library. Ugh.

I didn't think I would have internet withdrawal until today. It's been wha, 4 days? That's not bad.

Fun fun fun. :p

miss_lithi @ 2009-10-23T03:58:00

2009-10-23T09:05:01Z

Been battling a stomach bug for over a week and a half. Go away, already. It's enough that I am aware of it but not enough to make me fully sick. Yuk.

And speaking of making me sick, the White House tried to ban Fox News from the Press pool.

Look, I think Fox News is a joke, myself, but when the fucking White House tells you to step off just because you don't agree with them just makes my blood run cold. Freedom of the press, anyone?

Actually, all the American media is a joke to me but trying to step on Constitutional rights is even worse.

Umpf...

2009-10-09T06:16:46Z

Hey Vit,

If you're reading this, I think we're just gonna hafta email and set up a time to chat. Sorry if it seemed like I disappeared. *HUUUGS!*

On the Lithi front, not much to yap about, except that I hate my upstairs neighbors with the passion of ten thousand burning suns and wish they would fuck off and die. My landlords too, since they won't do anything about them. Grrr.

Drive-by fuckery

2009-09-16T06:47:47Z

For those of you who don't follow me on Twitter, I found some more, uh, gems for your amusement/horror.

First off, we have a mess of a woman trying to film herself booty-tooting with her kid in the road. All types of wrong to the nth degree, at least the film is a bit dark for what's left of propriety's sake. Somebody beat her ass. NSFW.

Behind Door #2 is a lovely young woman auctioning off her virginity on Ebay. Hey, she's a quadriplegic, throw her a bone! Literally. I also don't know if this was some kind of hoax so if anyone has heard of this, gimme a shout.

Last and...the utmost least:

I love the bass playing. Everything else, not so. :p

miss_lithi @ 2009-09-06T22:08:00

2009-09-07T03:15:06Z

Meet Evangelist Charlette

This fool continually makes an ass out of herself by making You Tube vids. Bad enough, but she must be dead-ass broke, for she makes them all in some local Apple store! Kidding not. From singing to dancing to lamenting about her dead relatives (she's supposedly related to Emmet Till, a focal point of the Civil Rights movement) she has no shame.

If I was the manager of that store I'd have had her thrown out on her ass long ago. First I'd laugh at her and then I would've booted her ass out. Sheesh.

miss_lithi @ 2009-08-29T02:05:00

2009-08-29T07:06:54Z

Check this out: People of WalMart

Trailer trash at its finest. Like a John Waters film come to life. Whoo.

miss_lithi @ 2009-08-20T11:10:00

2009-08-20T16:12:47Z

Dear Scotland,

You're fucking retarded.

Fuck you in the motherfucking haggis,
Lithi

miss_lithi @ 2009-08-14T10:55:00

2009-08-14T16:02:46Z

Sorry I haven't been around much, with Twitter (when it's being good) I forget about blogging.

Unfortunately, things on the Lithi front are not so well. I have been trying to find steady work and so far, nada. I am registered with 6, yes, 6 temp agencies and outside of a couple of gigs that kept me busy during May and June I have no luck with these fuckers, either.

I have a credit card that is about to bust at the seams and student loans too. If I don't find something soon I will most likely have to default on those fuckers.

The final insult came when I accidentally overdrew on my checking account. I was so damn depressed I could hardly move, slept most of Tuesday and Wednesday. I get depression bad, you know.

Now this is making me depressed, I'm outta here.

miss_lithi @ 2009-07-22T22:37:00

2009-07-23T03:39:07Z

*blink* *blink*

Seriously, what the fuck?

miss_lithi @ 2009-07-14T13:59:00

2009-07-14T19:00:40Z

I have a question: Why do folks insist on making fools of themselves and taping it for the world to see? Especially when it's shit like this and they haven't bothered to clean up their room?

Let me make sure I have this right

2009-07-09T23:37:37Z

LA is having a bit of budget problems, yet they were able to roll out all the stops for Jacko's funeral, and now they want help from the taxpayers they are already bleeding dry?

Sounds like LA needs a nuclear warhead or three let off there. If I lived there I sure as shit would be moving out of the state.

more uterine moochers...

2009-07-06T13:37:09Z

Let's welcome Tom and Amanda Stansel, expecting sextuplets and soliciting donations.

Ye gods, another one? Jon and Kate Gosselin are shoved down our throats constantly, (Gotta love how the MJ brouhaha is shoving these two idiots out of the spotlight) there's a show on WETV that follows another set of sextuplets, now these two.

Even better? Ms. Amanda lost a set of twins before to an "incompetent cervix" and she's diabetic. I know I'm anything but qualified in pregnancy matters but carrying 6 and diabetic? Maybe they shouldn't have set up the gimme site just yet.

Just because you're expecting multiples doesn't entitle you to beg for shit. If you can't afford the fucking kids, don't have the fucking kids.

I'll probably get my ass chewed for this...

2009-06-26T04:44:30Z

...but I do not mourn Michael Jackson's death.

I do not mourn the freaky-ass child molester that appeared in the 90s and let his reputation go into the shitter.

I do mourn the 80s MJ, you remember, the good-looking black guy before he metamorphosed into a white freak?

Here's some other observations:

The fuckery that will be the funeral service will put James Brown's to shame.

Of course Al Sharpton had to stick his fucking nose into this and make it all about him. There are few people I loathe, he is one of them.

Well, Jackson family, what the fuck you gonna do now that your meal ticket dropped dead?

The fucking assholes on Twitter and the asshole celebs that are faux bawling your fucking heads off? Fuck off. Are you so pathetic and desperate for attention that you would call a news show all WAA WAA WAA MJ IS GONE POOR ME! Rot in hell, all of you.

You can tell I'm in major asshole mode tonight. Whenever a celeb that big dies it brings out the worst in me, and the rest of humanity.

More to come. Maybe.

New site!

2009-06-19T06:16:15Z

Pete Hoekstra Is a Meme

It makes fun of some dumb Michigan politician who made a Twitter comparing the unrest in Iran to when the Repubs were locked down in Congress.

Edited to add, the tweet itself:

Iranian twitter activity similar to what we did in House last year when Republicans were shut down in the House.

I swear, some people are beyond all help.

Well, I had a Hoekstra moment. I walked from my car to my workplace in humid 90 degree weather. Now I know how the soldiers in the Bataan death march felt. :p

A pic is supposed to accompany, but fuck it.

miss_lithi @ 2009-06-18T00:00:00

2009-06-18T05:05:57Z

Today was the first official warm, muggy day. I thought I felt my temper jump on my back and dry-hump me. When it gets beastly hot and humid any semblance of good temper, unless in ac, goes right out the window and I turn into this moody, snarling beast. Ugh.

It turns me into a slug, too. Yesterday I came home from work, ate supper and went straight to bed. Slept most of the day, too. Good thing I have evening hours.

In other news, the job's going fine. Yay!

miss_lithi @ 2009-05-31T12:04:00

2009-05-31T17:18:56Z

So I was having a leisurely Sunday morning, sipping my coffee while the sun shone warmly and a nice cool breeze wafted through the apartment.

Then I stumbled upon this site.

It makes fun of the breeders who yap about their kids and pregnancies on Facebook.

I wasn't even through the first page when I wanted to gut out my uterus. And this was the reason. NSFW, by the way.

Even better is this one ditz of a mother who created a Facebook group to trumpet to the world that her uterine parasite is not a brat and who would DARE think so. He is SPESHUL, dontcha know.

Reason Number 893739 Lithi does not want to join the land of breeders and yet another reason the call of joining Facebook fails to stir me.

Also, here is a site that is happily childfree, as the name tells. The rants section is a hoot.

Unfortunately, my next link is about fuckery so sorry for the imbalance. It is breeder related, though: CONFIRMED: Octopussy getting own reality show.

Ugh.

Dude, weld your zipper shut.

2009-05-26T02:11:59Z

Happy Pants loser with minimum wage job has 20 kids with 11 women. At least.

Ganked from article:

On paper, he has 20 possibly 21 children.

With a minimum wage job, he can't afford to support them all.

What is the state to do?

Desmond Hatchett, 29, told WVLT he wasn't out to set a record, though he certainly holds it in Knox County Juvenile Child Support Court.

Hatchett's children range in age from newborn 11.

There are at least 11 mothers; probably several more.

Constitutionally, there is nothing the state can do to limit him from having more.

"I had four kids in the same year. Twice." Desmond Hatchett told Volunteer TV.

Okay, 11 women fighting for child support from a guy making minimum wage. Some of them are lucky to receive $1.98 per month from him. Have a Butterfinger, kid. On Dad.

Words? I got some words:

CONDOMS
CONDOMS
CONDOMS
BIRTH CONTROL PILLS
SPONGE
KEEP IT IN YOUR DAMN PANTS
KEEP YOUR LEGS WELDED SHUT
CONDOMS

Actually I'm not as mad at Happy Pants as I thought I would be. Let's not forget the women who make their living sucking the Welfare and child support teets. If you have unprotected sex with a man who has at least 2 baby mamas and get knocked up, don't expect me to feel sorry for you.

Four kids in the same year, twice. Yikes.

Pic time!

2009-05-21T01:10:03Z

Which douchebag is the most douchiest of the three?

If you picked the middle guy you're right. (ganked from Look at this Fucking Hipster)

Great Moments in Stupid Tattoos

I"m not sure whether to consider this SFW, the bits are covered but I shall leave it to your own discretion.

From the Stupid Neighbor Chronicles

2009-05-19T04:38:09Z

Remember how I ranted about my upstairs neighbors a while back?

*crickets chirp*

Anyway, the patriarch of the Manson family was outside talking to a friend. Overheard was that he lost his job and that his wife (the lazy heifer I spoke of earlier) won't get one.

Let me get this straight. Your husband lost his job and despite having to pay bills and feed 3 kids you won't get your lazy ass one?

It's not as if she's physically disabled or anything, unless laziness counts for something.

Also, we called the cops on them Saturday night. Two hours after that I heard their music again. And they were blasting it for a while this evening.

I hate them. I so want a job good paying enough so I can move.

SQUEE!

2009-05-18T04:34:15Z

*points here*

EEK!

*snatches the Thundercracker one and runs off*

*high-pitched squeeing can be heard for miles around, disturbing the local canines*

Cute, cute, CUTE!

miss_lithi @ 2009-05-15T01:58:00

2009-05-15T07:01:39Z

Fucker kills preggazoid girlfriend.

What gets me is that he had so much to live for, and he threw it all away in one fell swoop.

I can't even think of anything smart-assy to say. Although the reporter does sound like a retard.

Hey Quez!

2009-05-06T03:26:28Z

This should be your next knitting project. Lithi likey (and wanting)!

coupla off the top of me head blurbs..

2009-04-30T22:28:51Z

First off, any wrestling fans out there, if you get ESPN Classic they have old school AWA wrestling at 11PM CDT. Actually saw midget wrestling on the program as well, ha! And Larry Zbyszko, forgot how that fucker was almost universally hated.

Midget wrestling is my un-PC, unspoken guilty pleasure. *shifty eyes*

Secondly, when the swine flu death tally exceeds the regular flu death tally then I'll start to express concern. Who wants to bet this will peter out by the end of May?

Oh yeah, and assignment that was postponed is back on! Yay me! It's only for a week but still, first job I've had since the first week of October. :)

miss_lithi @ 2009-04-28T17:31:00

2009-04-28T22:34:25Z

First off, thought I was going to have a job assignment this week. Got the call and the project was postponed indefinitely. No job. Crap.

On a lighter note, one of my cats got a hold of one of our Brillo pads, ate the majority of the cocksucker, (yes, ate) and spent all day today barfing up Brillo.

I find it very funny but I hope the hell it doesn't kill him. Then again, he has done this before. He loves his Brillo fix.

For you Rednecks out there...

2009-04-27T05:15:53Z

Cousin Couples!

These folks are ga-ga about marrying their cousins and point out the legalities of doing so. Wonder what part of the Deep South they call home?