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Thursday, July 9, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Let's welcome Tom and Amanda Stansel, expecting sextuplets and soliciting donations.
Ye gods, another one? Jon and Kate Gosselin are shoved down our throats constantly, (Gotta love how the MJ brouhaha is shoving these two idiots out of the spotlight) there's a show on WETV that follows another set of sextuplets, now these two.
Even better? Ms. Amanda lost a set of twins before to an "incompetent cervix" and she's diabetic. I know I'm anything but qualified in pregnancy matters but carrying 6 and diabetic? Maybe they shouldn't have set up the gimme site just yet.
Just because you're expecting multiples doesn't entitle you to beg for shit. If you can't afford the fucking kids, don't have the fucking kids.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
...but I do not mourn Michael Jackson's death.
I do not mourn the freaky-ass child molester that appeared in the 90s and let his reputation go into the shitter.
I do mourn the 80s MJ, you remember, the good-looking black guy before he metamorphosed into a white freak?
Here's some other observations:
The fuckery that will be the funeral service will put James Brown's to shame.
Of course Al Sharpton had to stick his fucking nose into this and make it all about him. There are few people I loathe, he is one of them.
Well, Jackson family, what the fuck you gonna do now that your meal ticket dropped dead?
The fucking assholes on Twitter and the asshole celebs that are faux bawling your fucking heads off? Fuck off. Are you so pathetic and desperate for attention that you would call a news show all WAA WAA WAA MJ IS GONE POOR ME! Rot in hell, all of you.
You can tell I'm in major asshole mode tonight. Whenever a celeb that big dies it brings out the worst in me, and the rest of humanity.
More to come. Maybe.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Pete Hoekstra Is a Meme
It makes fun of some dumb Michigan politician who made a Twitter comparing the unrest in Iran to when the Repubs were locked down in Congress.
Edited to add, the tweet itself:
Iranian twitter activity similar to what we did in House last year when Republicans were shut down in the House.
I swear, some people are beyond all help.
Well, I had a Hoekstra moment. I walked from my car to my workplace in humid 90 degree weather. Now I know how the soldiers in the Bataan death march felt. :p
A pic is supposed to accompany, but fuck it.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
12:00AM
Today was the first official warm, muggy day. I thought I felt my temper jump on my back and dry-hump me. When it gets beastly hot and humid any semblance of good temper, unless in ac, goes right out the window and I turn into this moody, snarling beast. Ugh.
It turns me into a slug, too. Yesterday I came home from work, ate supper and went straight to bed. Slept most of the day, too. Good thing I have evening hours.
In other news, the job's going fine. Yay!
Current mood:  lethargic
Sunday, May 31, 2009
12:04PM
So I was having a leisurely Sunday morning, sipping my coffee while the sun shone warmly and a nice cool breeze wafted through the apartment.
Then I stumbled upon this site.
It makes fun of the breeders who yap about their kids and pregnancies on Facebook.
I wasn't even through the first page when I wanted to gut out my uterus. And this was the reason. NSFW, by the way.
Even better is this one ditz of a mother who created a Facebook group to trumpet to the world that her uterine parasite is not a brat and who would DARE think so. He is SPESHUL, dontcha know.
Reason Number 893739 Lithi does not want to join the land of breeders and yet another reason the call of joining Facebook fails to stir me.
Also, here is a site that is happily childfree, as the name tells. The rants section is a hoot.
Unfortunately, my next link is about fuckery so sorry for the imbalance. It is breeder related, though: CONFIRMED: Octopussy getting own reality show.
Ugh.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Happy Pants loser with minimum wage job has 20 kids with 11 women. At least.
Ganked from article:
On paper, he has 20 possibly 21 children.
With a minimum wage job, he can't afford to support them all.
What is the state to do?
Desmond Hatchett, 29, told WVLT he wasn't out to set a record, though he certainly holds it in Knox County Juvenile Child Support Court.
Hatchett's children range in age from newborn 11.
There are at least 11 mothers; probably several more.
Constitutionally, there is nothing the state can do to limit him from having more.
"I had four kids in the same year. Twice." Desmond Hatchett told Volunteer TV.
Okay, 11 women fighting for child support from a guy making minimum wage. Some of them are lucky to receive $1.98 per month from him. Have a Butterfinger, kid. On Dad.
Words? I got some words:
CONDOMS
CONDOMS
CONDOMS
BIRTH CONTROL PILLS
SPONGE
KEEP IT IN YOUR DAMN PANTS
KEEP YOUR LEGS WELDED SHUT
CONDOMS
Actually I'm not as mad at Happy Pants as I thought I would be. Let's not forget the women who make their living sucking the Welfare and child support teets. If you have unprotected sex with a man who has at least 2 baby mamas and get knocked up, don't expect me to feel sorry for you.
Four kids in the same year, twice. Yikes.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Which douchebag is the most douchiest of the three?
If you picked the middle guy you're right. (ganked from Look at this Fucking Hipster)
Great Moments in Stupid Tattoos
I"m not sure whether to consider this SFW, the bits are covered but I shall leave it to your own discretion.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Remember how I ranted about my upstairs neighbors a while back?
*crickets chirp*
Anyway, the patriarch of the Manson family was outside talking to a friend. Overheard was that he lost his job and that his wife (the lazy heifer I spoke of earlier) won't get one.
Let me get this straight. Your husband lost his job and despite having to pay bills and feed 3 kids you won't get your lazy ass one?
It's not as if she's physically disabled or anything, unless laziness counts for something.
Also, we called the cops on them Saturday night. Two hours after that I heard their music again. And they were blasting it for a while this evening.
I hate them. I so want a job good paying enough so I can move.
Current mood:  angry
Sunday, May 17, 2009
*points here*
EEK!
*snatches the Thundercracker one and runs off*
*high-pitched squeeing can be heard for miles around, disturbing the local canines*
Cute, cute, CUTE!
Friday, May 15, 2009
1:58AM
Fucker kills preggazoid girlfriend.
What gets me is that he had so much to live for, and he threw it all away in one fell swoop.
I can't even think of anything smart-assy to say. Although the reporter does sound like a retard.
Current mood: indescribable
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
First off, any wrestling fans out there, if you get ESPN Classic they have old school AWA wrestling at 11PM CDT. Actually saw midget wrestling on the program as well, ha! And Larry Zbyszko, forgot how that fucker was almost universally hated.
Midget wrestling is my un-PC, unspoken guilty pleasure. *shifty eyes*
Secondly, when the swine flu death tally exceeds the regular flu death tally then I'll start to express concern. Who wants to bet this will peter out by the end of May?
Oh yeah, and assignment that was postponed is back on! Yay me! It's only for a week but still, first job I've had since the first week of October. :)
Current mood:  accomplished
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
5:31PM
First off, thought I was going to have a job assignment this week. Got the call and the project was postponed indefinitely. No job. Crap.
On a lighter note, one of my cats got a hold of one of our Brillo pads, ate the majority of the cocksucker, (yes, ate) and spent all day today barfing up Brillo.
I find it very funny but I hope the hell it doesn't kill him. Then again, he has done this before. He loves his Brillo fix.
Current mood:  pensive
Monday, April 27, 2009
Cousin Couples!
These folks are ga-ga about marrying their cousins and point out the legalities of doing so. Wonder what part of the Deep South they call home?
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
It's douchebag HQ!
This site's only been around for a month and a half but I see much potential.
It is our Constitutional duty for when we see these fuckos to punch them in the face. Tools.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Some retard editor at the New York Times was quoted comparing the newspaper's plight to the carnage going on in Darfur.
Quote:
Commenting on the keep-the-Times alive movement, Keller said: "Saving the New York Times now ranks with saving Darfur as a high-minded cause."
*blinks*
*blinks*
Sure, pal.
All those in favor of sending the retard asswipe to Darfur so he can get the wounded and displaced people to feel sorry for him and hopefully kill him and eat him?
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
More cheese than Wisconsin. With tacky hair and cutoffs.
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