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Sunday, November 1, 2009
On Wednesday my computer got infected with a rogue program and it shut down the system completely. It's in repair bay right now, posting from the library. Ugh.
I didn't think I would have internet withdrawal until today. It's been wha, 4 days? That's not bad.
Fun fun fun. :p
Current mood:  cranky
Friday, October 23, 2009
3:58AM
Been battling a stomach bug for over a week and a half. Go away, already. It's enough that I am aware of it but not enough to make me fully sick. Yuk.
And speaking of making me sick, the White House tried to ban Fox News from the Press pool.
Look, I think Fox News is a joke, myself, but when the fucking White House tells you to step off just because you don't agree with them just makes my blood run cold. Freedom of the press, anyone?
Actually, all the American media is a joke to me but trying to step on Constitutional rights is even worse.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Hey Vit,
If you're reading this, I think we're just gonna hafta email and set up a time to chat. Sorry if it seemed like I disappeared. *HUUUGS!*
On the Lithi front, not much to yap about, except that I hate my upstairs neighbors with the passion of ten thousand burning suns and wish they would fuck off and die. My landlords too, since they won't do anything about them. Grrr.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
10:08PM
Meet Evangelist Charlette
This fool continually makes an ass out of herself by making You Tube vids. Bad enough, but she must be dead-ass broke, for she makes them all in some local Apple store! Kidding not. From singing to dancing to lamenting about her dead relatives (she's supposedly related to Emmet Till, a focal point of the Civil Rights movement) she has no shame.
If I was the manager of that store I'd have had her thrown out on her ass long ago. First I'd laugh at her and then I would've booted her ass out. Sheesh.
Current mood:  blank
Saturday, August 29, 2009
2:05AM
Check this out: People of WalMart
Trailer trash at its finest. Like a John Waters film come to life. Whoo.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
10:55AM
Sorry I haven't been around much, with Twitter (when it's being good) I forget about blogging.
Unfortunately, things on the Lithi front are not so well. I have been trying to find steady work and so far, nada. I am registered with 6, yes, 6 temp agencies and outside of a couple of gigs that kept me busy during May and June I have no luck with these fuckers, either.
I have a credit card that is about to bust at the seams and student loans too. If I don't find something soon I will most likely have to default on those fuckers.
The final insult came when I accidentally overdrew on my checking account. I was so damn depressed I could hardly move, slept most of Tuesday and Wednesday. I get depression bad, you know.
Now this is making me depressed, I'm outta here.
Current mood: discontent
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
1:59PM
I have a question: Why do folks insist on making fools of themselves and taping it for the world to see? Especially when it's shit like this and they haven't bothered to clean up their room?
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Let's welcome Tom and Amanda Stansel, expecting sextuplets and soliciting donations.
Ye gods, another one? Jon and Kate Gosselin are shoved down our throats constantly, (Gotta love how the MJ brouhaha is shoving these two idiots out of the spotlight) there's a show on WETV that follows another set of sextuplets, now these two.
Even better? Ms. Amanda lost a set of twins before to an "incompetent cervix" and she's diabetic. I know I'm anything but qualified in pregnancy matters but carrying 6 and diabetic? Maybe they shouldn't have set up the gimme site just yet.
Just because you're expecting multiples doesn't entitle you to beg for shit. If you can't afford the fucking kids, don't have the fucking kids.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
...but I do not mourn Michael Jackson's death.
I do not mourn the freaky-ass child molester that appeared in the 90s and let his reputation go into the shitter.
I do mourn the 80s MJ, you remember, the good-looking black guy before he metamorphosed into a white freak?
Here's some other observations:
The fuckery that will be the funeral service will put James Brown's to shame.
Of course Al Sharpton had to stick his fucking nose into this and make it all about him. There are few people I loathe, he is one of them.
Well, Jackson family, what the fuck you gonna do now that your meal ticket dropped dead?
The fucking assholes on Twitter and the asshole celebs that are faux bawling your fucking heads off? Fuck off. Are you so pathetic and desperate for attention that you would call a news show all WAA WAA WAA MJ IS GONE POOR ME! Rot in hell, all of you.
You can tell I'm in major asshole mode tonight. Whenever a celeb that big dies it brings out the worst in me, and the rest of humanity.
More to come. Maybe.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Pete Hoekstra Is a Meme
It makes fun of some dumb Michigan politician who made a Twitter comparing the unrest in Iran to when the Repubs were locked down in Congress.
Edited to add, the tweet itself:
Iranian twitter activity similar to what we did in House last year when Republicans were shut down in the House.
I swear, some people are beyond all help.
Well, I had a Hoekstra moment. I walked from my car to my workplace in humid 90 degree weather. Now I know how the soldiers in the Bataan death march felt. :p
A pic is supposed to accompany, but fuck it.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
12:00AM
Today was the first official warm, muggy day. I thought I felt my temper jump on my back and dry-hump me. When it gets beastly hot and humid any semblance of good temper, unless in ac, goes right out the window and I turn into this moody, snarling beast. Ugh.
It turns me into a slug, too. Yesterday I came home from work, ate supper and went straight to bed. Slept most of the day, too. Good thing I have evening hours.
In other news, the job's going fine. Yay!
Current mood: lethargic
Sunday, May 31, 2009
12:04PM
So I was having a leisurely Sunday morning, sipping my coffee while the sun shone warmly and a nice cool breeze wafted through the apartment.
Then I stumbled upon this site.
It makes fun of the breeders who yap about their kids and pregnancies on Facebook.
I wasn't even through the first page when I wanted to gut out my uterus. And this was the reason. NSFW, by the way.
Even better is this one ditz of a mother who created a Facebook group to trumpet to the world that her uterine parasite is not a brat and who would DARE think so. He is SPESHUL, dontcha know.
Reason Number 893739 Lithi does not want to join the land of breeders and yet another reason the call of joining Facebook fails to stir me.
Also, here is a site that is happily childfree, as the name tells. The rants section is a hoot.
Unfortunately, my next link is about fuckery so sorry for the imbalance. It is breeder related, though: CONFIRMED: Octopussy getting own reality show.
Ugh.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Happy Pants loser with minimum wage job has 20 kids with 11 women. At least.
Ganked from article:
On paper, he has 20 possibly 21 children.
With a minimum wage job, he can't afford to support them all.
What is the state to do?
Desmond Hatchett, 29, told WVLT he wasn't out to set a record, though he certainly holds it in Knox County Juvenile Child Support Court.
Hatchett's children range in age from newborn 11.
There are at least 11 mothers; probably several more.
Constitutionally, there is nothing the state can do to limit him from having more.
"I had four kids in the same year. Twice." Desmond Hatchett told Volunteer TV.
Okay, 11 women fighting for child support from a guy making minimum wage. Some of them are lucky to receive $1.98 per month from him. Have a Butterfinger, kid. On Dad.
Words? I got some words:
CONDOMS
CONDOMS
CONDOMS
BIRTH CONTROL PILLS
SPONGE
KEEP IT IN YOUR DAMN PANTS
KEEP YOUR LEGS WELDED SHUT
CONDOMS
Actually I'm not as mad at Happy Pants as I thought I would be. Let's not forget the women who make their living sucking the Welfare and child support teets. If you have unprotected sex with a man who has at least 2 baby mamas and get knocked up, don't expect me to feel sorry for you.
Four kids in the same year, twice. Yikes.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Which douchebag is the most douchiest of the three?
If you picked the middle guy you're right. (ganked from Look at this Fucking Hipster)
Great Moments in Stupid Tattoos
I"m not sure whether to consider this SFW, the bits are covered but I shall leave it to your own discretion.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Remember how I ranted about my upstairs neighbors a while back?
*crickets chirp*
Anyway, the patriarch of the Manson family was outside talking to a friend. Overheard was that he lost his job and that his wife (the lazy heifer I spoke of earlier) won't get one.
Let me get this straight. Your husband lost his job and despite having to pay bills and feed 3 kids you won't get your lazy ass one?
It's not as if she's physically disabled or anything, unless laziness counts for something.
Also, we called the cops on them Saturday night. Two hours after that I heard their music again. And they were blasting it for a while this evening.
I hate them. I so want a job good paying enough so I can move.
Current mood:  angry
Sunday, May 17, 2009
*points here*
EEK!
*snatches the Thundercracker one and runs off*
*high-pitched squeeing can be heard for miles around, disturbing the local canines*
Cute, cute, CUTE!
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